NUTTIES - The Ultimate!!!!

The breathing quickens, the sounds muffle
Laces are tied, the shoes shuffle
Books go in and novels come out
Discipline vanishes; there’s no doubt

The victim enters with his “aadhi jaan”

He’s greeted with utmost “sammaan”

“Good maaarning students, sit down”
Is what we get to hear from this clown

“Which batch will go for pracs”

Nothing but a couple of goo sacks

This idiotic question

Leads to a yummy heated discussion

“Batch one or two? Tell me quick”

Hehe...he’s such a gimmick

So absurd but still innocent

So conserved so decent

No wonder why he’s frustrated

Anyone would, by the way he’s grated

We are the culprits, we are to blame

Before he complains we would love to claim

“Oye Oye Oye Oye Oye Oye” everyone cheers

“Why are you doing this” he fears

“What is left in your syllabus tell me”

Freaking every time he needs to see

Followed by a blank stare

And an unflashy eyed glare
He finds eternity in the walls

He’s even boring than the dolls

But still we enjoy his lectures

Coz’ we do absolutely nothing

We discuss about the recent fashions and trends

Not even bothering to make amends

Wonderful is his talking way

He seems to think before every word he’d say

In our class he has a terrible fate

Coz’ for us he is NUTTIES – The Ultimate!!!