LAST DAYS OF SCHOOL –MEMORIES TO CHERISH (#3)

Ah! How could one forget the physics lectures of Sujata mam? She used to teach us from a SSC textbook, for no one to understand this; she had covered the book with a newspaper. We used to think that it was some very effective IGCSE book until we could peep in at the contents and the name of the book. She told us that there was not much theory in physics. All we had to do to master the physics subject was to solve some petty sums [from the SSC book].

There is a repute of the air conditioner never working in our class. Let it be any class we were shifted to. The class’s AC would stop working within a day or two as soon as we invaded. God knows why it used to happen but for the girls especially, the odor of boys perspiration used to freak us out. YUCK!!! Mostly after the sports lectures they class used to stink. Well specifically to mention the top guys of our class, Maalav, Parshav, Parshva, Urvin and so on were the ones to stink the most. You would just feel disgusted if you would go even 10 yards near them. On top of that they would hug each other in this pathetic condition. You would vomit…
  

NUTTIES - The Ultimate!!!!

The breathing quickens, the sounds muffle
Laces are tied, the shoes shuffle
Books go in and novels come out
Discipline vanishes; there’s no doubt

The victim enters with his “aadhi jaan”

He’s greeted with utmost “sammaan”

“Good maaarning students, sit down”
Is what we get to hear from this clown

“Which batch will go for pracs”

Nothing but a couple of goo sacks

This idiotic question

Leads to a yummy heated discussion

“Batch one or two? Tell me quick”

Hehe...he’s such a gimmick

So absurd but still innocent

So conserved so decent

No wonder why he’s frustrated

Anyone would, by the way he’s grated

We are the culprits, we are to blame

Before he complains we would love to claim

“Oye Oye Oye Oye Oye Oye” everyone cheers

“Why are you doing this” he fears

“What is left in your syllabus tell me”

Freaking every time he needs to see

Followed by a blank stare

And an unflashy eyed glare
He finds eternity in the walls

He’s even boring than the dolls

But still we enjoy his lectures

Coz’ we do absolutely nothing

We discuss about the recent fashions and trends

Not even bothering to make amends

Wonderful is his talking way

He seems to think before every word he’d say

In our class he has a terrible fate

Coz’ for us he is NUTTIES – The Ultimate!!!

The Vampire Diaries......my way....(#1)

well....i used to think Vampire Stories Suck...they really do....THE REASON I DID NOT WATCH TWILIGHT.....

there are some stupid irritationg daily soaps which try to popularize the concept of vampires in india.....i mean that is so lame....For the teenagers its no uncommon thing.....but for those who have grown with the stories of ramayan, mahabharat, hanuman, shaktiman and all that crap....this is absolutely something new, exciting and enthralling.......


ITS JUST ARCHEIC......


well...moreover reading about vampires much more fun than rather just watching the movie or the daily soap. i just freaked myself out reading it while alone at home.....getting goosebumps everytime someone rings the door bell.......but it was enthralling and amazing at the way the story gets into your mind and makes you feel as if you are one of the characters.....


i just relised i could relate the whole of Vampire Diaries[part 1 &2] to my class back at school!!!!!!!


Characters...
1. Stefan Salvatore - Parshav
2. Elena Gilbert - Maitree
3. Damon Smith - Urvin
4. Meredith - Hiral
5. Bonny - Aayushi
6. Caroline - Sherelene
7. Vikkie - Jayashri
8. Tyler - Parshva
9. Matt - Maalav




well....the story in our class is almost similar...how?? i'll tell that....






Parshav is the most handsome guy of our class.....PS....OF OUR CLASS ONLY...so he's Stefan

Urvin is an Arch rival of Parshav [Only in Academics]...so that makes it Damon






Maitree is a popular girl in our class behind whom many boys are there.....makes her fit for Elena

Hiral and Aayushi are best friends of Maitree....so are Meredith and Bonny of Elena

Sherelene is a popularity hunger stricken girls and a best friend turned enemy of maitree....so is Caroline to Elena in the story.....

Vikkie is again a love stricken teenager who undergoes her attack from Damon and then loses her senses as she gives in........Jayashri is some what the same as she faces a wonderful attack from Urvin in the results....[we don't have much of love going on between people in our class]. She indeed loses her senses after knowing that Urvin has out beaten her.

Tyler eyes Elena and other girls in the inappropriate way and does not think before acting. Here, Parshva eyes many girls of our class in the inappropriate manner especially Maitree(so say the rumors).

Matt.....a well wisher and a true friend of Elena...In our class, Maalav plays the perfect role...and still has a crush on her as does Matt in the story.

the last but not the least THE NARRATOR....that is me! a completely third person party with no personal interest in any of the matters!

WELL, MANY PEOPLE DISAGREE WITH SOME OF THE CHARACTERS LIKE URVIN=DAMON BECAUSE DAMON IS SUPPOSED TO BE MORE HOT.......BUT I'VE THOUGHT OF THE CHARACTERS ON THE BASE OF THEIR SIMILARITY IN NATURE AND BEHAVIOR......


AND IT IS ONLY RELATED TO THE 1ST AND THE 2ND PART OF THE SERIES....

LAST DAYS OF SCHOOL - MEMORIES TO CHERISH (#2)

Ah! How could one forget the physics lectures of Sujata mam? She used to teach us from a SSC textbook, for no one to understand this; she had covered the book with a newspaper. We used to think that it was some very effective IGCSE book until we could peep in at the contents and the name of the book. She told us that there was not much theory in physics. All we had to do to master the physics subject was to solve some petty sums [from the SSC book].

The next one, when Anand, a new student from SM Shetty high school, asked Biji mam, “mam, what is contraception?” with utmost innocence in his voice and his expressions. Mam was actually teaching population that time and we were learning about the population problem in LEDCs. This word was uttered my mam just once when he raised his hand solemnly as if to ask a doubt. All of us burst in a big laughter. And we laughed because we knew what it meant. 

The last days of school–memories to cherish [#1]

  The final years have started. I still remember the first day we were actually unwillingly welcomed by our seniors, the IG 2 spring batch. Well, after that the things didn’t change much from what we had in checkpoint 3 except for the fact that we all were in one class. All 36 of us had to be in the same class to attend all the stupid useless lectures. Even the ones we were not going to opt for as our IG2 subjects. This means English, mathematics, chemistry, physics, biology, accounts, economics, business studies, EVM, geography, German, Hindi, French and ICT. This initial week was absolute fun as we just irritated the teachers to the limits. We did all sorts of antics without being caught because of the population in the class. There were some new teachers who would come for guest lectures and then vanish the next day.

We had three new people joining us for the 9^th and 10^th

· Ojas Deshpande

· Anand

· Simran Venkatraman

I specifically remember Serene Mam. Oh god!! She made the physics class into a ‘just imagine’ class. Mahalakshmi mam was sitting as a lesson observatory, and you won’t believe but even she was in position to explain us some of the physics concepts at that time whereas the Serene mam, who was supposed to be giving a lecture on physics was dumbfounded and standing there as a nobody. She was unable to cope with our doubts. Well, we just burst into a terrible 10 minute long laughter after she left. Even Mahalakshmi mam joined us. This was one of the events I still remember.