NUTTIES - The Ultimate!!!!

The breathing quickens, the sounds muffle
Laces are tied, the shoes shuffle
Books go in and novels come out
Discipline vanishes; there’s no doubt

The victim enters with his “aadhi jaan”

He’s greeted with utmost “sammaan”

“Good maaarning students, sit down”
Is what we get to hear from this clown

“Which batch will go for pracs”

Nothing but a couple of goo sacks

This idiotic question

Leads to a yummy heated discussion

“Batch one or two? Tell me quick”

Hehe...he’s such a gimmick

So absurd but still innocent

So conserved so decent

No wonder why he’s frustrated

Anyone would, by the way he’s grated

We are the culprits, we are to blame

Before he complains we would love to claim

“Oye Oye Oye Oye Oye Oye” everyone cheers

“Why are you doing this” he fears

“What is left in your syllabus tell me”

Freaking every time he needs to see

Followed by a blank stare

And an unflashy eyed glare
He finds eternity in the walls

He’s even boring than the dolls

But still we enjoy his lectures

Coz’ we do absolutely nothing

We discuss about the recent fashions and trends

Not even bothering to make amends

Wonderful is his talking way

He seems to think before every word he’d say

In our class he has a terrible fate

Coz’ for us he is NUTTIES – The Ultimate!!!

The Vampire Diaries......my way....(#1)

well....i used to think Vampire Stories Suck...they really do....THE REASON I DID NOT WATCH TWILIGHT.....

there are some stupid irritationg daily soaps which try to popularize the concept of vampires in india.....i mean that is so lame....For the teenagers its no uncommon thing.....but for those who have grown with the stories of ramayan, mahabharat, hanuman, shaktiman and all that crap....this is absolutely something new, exciting and enthralling.......


ITS JUST ARCHEIC......


well...moreover reading about vampires much more fun than rather just watching the movie or the daily soap. i just freaked myself out reading it while alone at home.....getting goosebumps everytime someone rings the door bell.......but it was enthralling and amazing at the way the story gets into your mind and makes you feel as if you are one of the characters.....


i just relised i could relate the whole of Vampire Diaries[part 1 &2] to my class back at school!!!!!!!


Characters...
1. Stefan Salvatore - Parshav
2. Elena Gilbert - Maitree
3. Damon Smith - Urvin
4. Meredith - Hiral
5. Bonny - Aayushi
6. Caroline - Sherelene
7. Vikkie - Jayashri
8. Tyler - Parshva
9. Matt - Maalav




well....the story in our class is almost similar...how?? i'll tell that....






Parshav is the most handsome guy of our class.....PS....OF OUR CLASS ONLY...so he's Stefan

Urvin is an Arch rival of Parshav [Only in Academics]...so that makes it Damon






Maitree is a popular girl in our class behind whom many boys are there.....makes her fit for Elena

Hiral and Aayushi are best friends of Maitree....so are Meredith and Bonny of Elena

Sherelene is a popularity hunger stricken girls and a best friend turned enemy of maitree....so is Caroline to Elena in the story.....

Vikkie is again a love stricken teenager who undergoes her attack from Damon and then loses her senses as she gives in........Jayashri is some what the same as she faces a wonderful attack from Urvin in the results....[we don't have much of love going on between people in our class]. She indeed loses her senses after knowing that Urvin has out beaten her.

Tyler eyes Elena and other girls in the inappropriate way and does not think before acting. Here, Parshva eyes many girls of our class in the inappropriate manner especially Maitree(so say the rumors).

Matt.....a well wisher and a true friend of Elena...In our class, Maalav plays the perfect role...and still has a crush on her as does Matt in the story.

the last but not the least THE NARRATOR....that is me! a completely third person party with no personal interest in any of the matters!

WELL, MANY PEOPLE DISAGREE WITH SOME OF THE CHARACTERS LIKE URVIN=DAMON BECAUSE DAMON IS SUPPOSED TO BE MORE HOT.......BUT I'VE THOUGHT OF THE CHARACTERS ON THE BASE OF THEIR SIMILARITY IN NATURE AND BEHAVIOR......


AND IT IS ONLY RELATED TO THE 1ST AND THE 2ND PART OF THE SERIES....

LAST DAYS OF SCHOOL - MEMORIES TO CHERISH (#2)

Ah! How could one forget the physics lectures of Sujata mam? She used to teach us from a SSC textbook, for no one to understand this; she had covered the book with a newspaper. We used to think that it was some very effective IGCSE book until we could peep in at the contents and the name of the book. She told us that there was not much theory in physics. All we had to do to master the physics subject was to solve some petty sums [from the SSC book].

The next one, when Anand, a new student from SM Shetty high school, asked Biji mam, “mam, what is contraception?” with utmost innocence in his voice and his expressions. Mam was actually teaching population that time and we were learning about the population problem in LEDCs. This word was uttered my mam just once when he raised his hand solemnly as if to ask a doubt. All of us burst in a big laughter. And we laughed because we knew what it meant. 

The last days of school–memories to cherish [#1]

  The final years have started. I still remember the first day we were actually unwillingly welcomed by our seniors, the IG 2 spring batch. Well, after that the things didn’t change much from what we had in checkpoint 3 except for the fact that we all were in one class. All 36 of us had to be in the same class to attend all the stupid useless lectures. Even the ones we were not going to opt for as our IG2 subjects. This means English, mathematics, chemistry, physics, biology, accounts, economics, business studies, EVM, geography, German, Hindi, French and ICT. This initial week was absolute fun as we just irritated the teachers to the limits. We did all sorts of antics without being caught because of the population in the class. There were some new teachers who would come for guest lectures and then vanish the next day.

We had three new people joining us for the 9^th and 10^th

· Ojas Deshpande

· Anand

· Simran Venkatraman

I specifically remember Serene Mam. Oh god!! She made the physics class into a ‘just imagine’ class. Mahalakshmi mam was sitting as a lesson observatory, and you won’t believe but even she was in position to explain us some of the physics concepts at that time whereas the Serene mam, who was supposed to be giving a lecture on physics was dumbfounded and standing there as a nobody. She was unable to cope with our doubts. Well, we just burst into a terrible 10 minute long laughter after she left. Even Mahalakshmi mam joined us. This was one of the events I still remember.

 

WHY CRICKET ONLY?????????

Well, congrats to the Indian boys and the country.........for the World Cup...

it was a moment which made every one proud. all the shops were shut down, all classes had been given off, all private coaching clubs and even governmental centers had declared a holiday to all the activities. people were just sat glued to their television screens watching the final Ball by Ball.

I agree it was an event of national importance but to this extent that everything is shut down in the whole city. every one rejoiced as the boys won the world cup and brought it home, but did any one bother to see the after effects???

the whole city was filled with drunkards roaming around in the midnight on the bikes. no patrols, no bike checks, no tolls, absolutely nothing. the city which works without a break had come to a stop. ALL THIS BECAUSE OF A SIMPLE GAME???

people have lost money while betting for the game [ the government says that betting is illegal, so its the people themselves who are responsible for all this, but did they even bother to stop all these practices???], many died during this cup, patients weak at heart who couldn't bear the joys or sorrows of the game ended up giving their lives. people blindly payed money for the tickets of the world cup.....merely a cricket match!!!

for many it would have been a matter of country's pride and all that....but for some it was just a complete bore...a complete waste of time....

well i was one of those people who felt that this game is a sheer waste of time and money. i have developed a very genuine hatred for this particular sport, contradicting to which, i am a sports lover. I look down upon cricket envied by the popularity it gets and the influence it captivates. if such a craze has developed among the citizens then why not declare cricket as the national game??? why do we even have hockey when it is just the namesake???

there is basically no encouragement to any other sport played in this developing country other than cricket??
what the hell does this game have?? it is just as normal as any other game in the world........
1) it is a team sport - SO IS SOCCER
2) it has a set of rules and regulations - EVERY SPORT HAS
3) it does not need special and dangerous equipments - HOCKEY, BADMINTON, SOCCER, TABLE TENNIS etc....ALSO DONT
4) needs a player to be physically, mentally and emotionally fit - SO DOES EVERY SPORT IN THE WORLD

what more-------the list can go on........

what lies in this game, i can not understand!!

why are all sports not treated as equally as this----now people would say it depends on the interest.....well in this case we cannot comment on the public interests....

            











but GOVERNMENT??? India being a democratic country allows a being to follow any religion he/she wants then why not play any Sport he/she wants??? there is no quota for sponsoring players of other sports to different tournaments......be it badminton, tennis, soccer or even car racing....[why is it just ALWAYS CRICKET???]

the latest news says that TENDULKAR is going to be awarded the "Bharat Ratna".........no wonder why only him.......because he played CRICKET..........no one can deny the fact that

VISHWANATHAN ANAND is not capable of being a nominee for the same after all the tournaments that he has won for India.....he holds the position number 1 in the whole world....but no one is ready to consider that......WHY??
MAHESH BHUPATHI and LEANDER PAES, the tennis duo of our country who have won as many laurels for our country in the Lawn Tennis Sport.......

Saina Nehwal in badminton has done no less....being the first Indian Woman to reach the world top 5 rankings......she won three consecutive titles last year and her victory climb still continues as she leaves all the chinese and malaysian players speechless and awestruck......

this is my question?? to all of you......if we have the freedom of quality, taste perfection and even CHOICE.....THEN WHY CRICKET ONLY??????